Neal Pollack is the author of several best-selling books of fiction and non-fiction including Downward Facing Death, a scorching, sardonic look at the LA yoga scene, Jewball, and Alternadad. His latest serialized yoga-detective mystery, Open Your Heart, is available on Amazon. He writes for lots of magazines and websites and even writes reviews for cars. He is a certified yoga teacher, lead singer of The Neal Pollack Invasion, and a roller-derby announcer. (Really)? You can follow his satirical commentary @nealpollack onTwitter or email him with praise or offers of paying gigs.